In the distant past, golf was a game for rich people and elites. Guess what? The times have changed, old guys! Golf is one of the most fun games around, there are tons of great courses out there that don't require a six-figure income, and I can usually drink beer the whole time I play. Incidentally, my game gets worse as the day goes on, but that has to just be a coincidence. The rules of the course are a bit more relaxed where I go, so my funny golf t-shirts are perfectly acceptable to wear. Here's a few of my favorites, and why I like them so much.

I really love my "Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk" shirt. It's normally a really important public service announcement, but when you put it into the context of driving a golf ball...it's one of the best funny golf t-shirts out there. As an added bonus, mine even has the Three Stooges golfing on it. How much more perfect can you get than that?

Private clubs are notorious for hiring golfing professionals to tutor the local club members. That's why I like my shirt that just says "Golf Pro" on it. First of all, a golf pro would never be caught dead in funny golf t-shirts like that. Secondly, they would never be demeaned enough to ever have to wear a shirt that tells everyone who they are. If they're the golf pro, then people should know who they are. I like to wear it. It makes me feel ironic.

One of my funny golf t-shirts says "It's golf : thirty." That shirt fits me to a tee (no pun intended). If there is anything I'm willing to drop my plans for, it's golf. I've had girlfriends dump me over golf before, and I'm sure that it won't be the last time. My mother told me once that I needed to get my priorities straight, and I promptly told her, "They are."

It really doesn't matter which of my funny golf t-shirts I wear, they always brighten my mood when I go out to play. They also seem to bring a few grins to the faces of the people I see. If I'm known for anything at the courses I go to, it's for swearing; wearing funny gold t-shirts, and breaking clubs. I'm starting to think that I might want to work on my attitude a bit.