Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding? A: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the "instant pudding setting" button.

Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To disguise the valve stem.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 2. 1 to hold the Diet Irn-Bru and the other to call on 'Daddddyyy'

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q. Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A. They're doing research on black holes.

Q. Why don't blondes eat pickles? A. Because they can't get their head in the jar.

Q: Just what blonde's favorite part of a gas station? A: The Air Pump!

Q: What's the definition of eternity? A: 4 blondes at a 4 way stop.

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Q: What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen? A: FARFROMTHINKEN

Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A. To turn the blinker off.

Q: How will you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.

Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A. All you can eat under a buck.

Q. Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? A. She got cold and turned off the fan.

Q: How will you hit a blonde and she will never know it? A: with a thought.

Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes in the bottom of the pool? A: Air pockets.

Q: Keeping up with what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool? A: No smoking.

Q: How will you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out.

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Q: How could you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde? A: There's a stamp on it.