There are several ways of being happy. These days, the financial situation and fear of the unknown make finding non-expensive ways of being happy very necessary. As a student in tertiary institution, university jokes can form part of your daily or weekly activities. This is good because all work and no play make Jack a dull boy.

Here is a sample joke. Some scientists had an experiment to perform on a dog. They cut the dog's legs one by one until three of its legs were out. Each time they cut one leg and asked the dog to walk about, the dog walks without any aid. The dog was able to walk with three legs (when one leg was removed) and with two legs (when two legs were removed). However, it could not move again after the third one was removed. The scientists came up with this conclusion, "dogs with only one leg will not walk if asked to because they cannot hear well."

"Do you know the longest word in the English dictionary?" A teacher asked this question in her class while preparing her students for the final year exam. One of the students said the answer was the word "SMILES". The teacher questioned him but he defended himself by saying that the mile in the word makes it the longest in the dictionary.

Another teacher went to a class to teach geography. He had the world map with him so he asked if anyone could show him the position of America. One of the brightest students, Maria, got up and gave the correct answer. The teacher was happy so he decided to give another challenge, "who discovered America?". This time the whole class answered, Maria discovered America.

Here is another one. A man was apprehended by the police for driving beyond speed limit. When he was taken to the station, the officer told him he was going to hand him a ticket for his recklessness. Although the man tried to explain to the officer, his attempts were all futile. He was angry and asked the officer if he would get another ticket for calling him a selfish man. The officer replied "sure, I will". The man asked again, "what if I just think you are selfish?". The officer replied, "Well I won't give you a ticket for thinking I am selfish". So the man answered, "You know officer, I think you are just a selfish man".

You can also say this. When John was young, he always attended weddings with his grandmother. Each time they were on their way back from the wedding, the grandmother would always turn and say to him, "John my son, you know you are the next in line", Ten years later, the grand mum stopped because John would always tell her after a funeral "Grand mum, get prepared because you may be the next in line".

Two men got themselves very drunk after emptying five bottles of alcoholic drink. When they came out, one of them looked at the sky and asked the other one what it was. The other drunkard said he did not know because he was new to the area.

Here is another joke. A woman went to see her friend's new baby. On getting there, she inquired about the child's name but the mother shocked her when she said the boy (the baby) had not been very audible anytime she asked him.