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By Dennis Mills


Whenever a function is held that attracts scores and scores of people, you will inevitably see funny t-shirts there. These functions can be as small as a trip to the bar or as large as a massive outdoor festival.

The problem with funny t-shirt is that comedy is purely subjective. You may be a huge Jeff Foxworthy fan, but George Carlin may be more my cup of tea. No one can refute that either one of those comedians are funny, but they might not make everyone laugh all of the time. The same thing is true for funny t-shirts, which is why there are so many different kinds of funny t-shirt out there for sale. Just for analytical purposes, I've presented a list of the top five types of funny t-shirt buyers.

1. The Fighter is a very aggressive kind of buyer of funny t-shirts. His shit may be funny, but it is usually quite demeaning or insulting to anyone reading it. There is an actual reason for this, because the Fighter is all about confrontation. He wants to anger someone to the point of an argument or, even better, a fist fight.

2. Mr. Hipster will always be too cool to wear funny t-shirts based on jokes that anyone may understand, so they take the opposite route. Mr. Hipster wears shirts that have kittens, horses, puppies, or even unicorns on them. They believe that the gender-bending properties of wearing cute t-shirts is funnier than any intentional joke that someone could tell,

3. The Sex Freak will only but funny t-shirts that are based on sexual connotation or innuendo. They cannot imagine someone being less into sex than themselves, so they like to advertise their sexual prowess and expertise for the purpose of drawing in a possible mate. What the Sex Freak will never understand is that such sexually-themed shirts will only frighten off the same women he so desperately wants to copulate with.

4. The direct opposite of the Sex Freak is the Sex Kitten. The Sex Kitten is a woman who wears naughty funny t-shirts strictly for the purpose of manipulating the Sex Freak and others like him. They will milk their appeal for free beverages and attention, but will likely be leaving with the first dominate male that catches her eye.

5. The Foul Mouth is not interested in funny t-shirts for the purpose of making people laugh. They are into the funny t-shirts that have foul and NSFW language on them. Curse words appeal to the Foul Mouth to such an extent that they may only wear a t-shirt that has a single word blazed across it. That word, of course, would most likely be of a nature not to be uttered in decent company. Sharing their filth with decent company is exactly what the Foul Mouth finds most funny.

There are certainly many other types of people out there who wear funny t-shirts, but these have to be the most frequent by far. Just remember that the next time you find your gaze jumping from one funny t-shirt to the next, that these shirts are a clear window into the psyche of the person wearing them.




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