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There are over 100 well known dead baby jokes out there. Every single one is disgusting, violent, tasteless, offensive and (for some people) utterly hilarious. Those who don't find dead baby jokes funny are often disgusted and perplexed as to why anyone would find them funny.
It has been a long couple of days trying to get to the bottom of Santa's so called "cookie addiction". Last week at 2:00 in the morning Santa Claus was spirited out of the North Pole by helicopter complaining of chest pains and problems breathing. A secret society made up of Santa's closest elfs are responsible for this. They are called the SCEP, Secret Cookie Elfin Project. They were devised by Santa to hide and supply a "cookie Problem" he has.
Though there are critics of Freud's ideas on humor, I personally think he was onto something. Basically, in his mind, society represses ideas and we tuck them away in our subconscious. Then, jokes allow all that gooey, forbidden goodness into our conscious minds and tickles our noodles. We laugh and feel happy because we really pulled one over on society.
While that theory may explain why racist jokes, perverted jokes, dead baby jokes, etc. are funny, it isn't a perfect theory. It doesn't really explain how in the world "Why did the chicken cross the road?" became so famous. Perhaps crossing roads for the sake of getting to the other side was taboo at some point.
It is also thought that the president may have been getting ready to send federal agents into the Christmas compound to arrest Santa Claus. The SCEP, also thought to be Santa Claus's Elfin Police, on a tip got Santa out in the nick of time. It is believed that Santa is safe in a rehabilitation clinic in the Cayman Islands. The elfs say the North Pole is it's separate country and if the US government wants to arrest Santa they should go through NATO or UN channels.
It is now known that Santa is getting help for his "cookie Problem" and his health is improving. What is not known is if Santa can come up with the funds to pay back his bailout package or if President Obama will forgive his debt. Something must happen quick in order for Santa to deliver the presents on time.
It has been a long couple of days trying to get to the bottom of Santa's so called "cookie addiction". Last week at 2:00 in the morning Santa Claus was spirited out of the North Pole by helicopter complaining of chest pains and problems breathing. A secret society made up of Santa's closest elfs are responsible for this. They are called the SCEP, Secret Cookie Elfin Project. They were devised by Santa to hide and supply a "cookie Problem" he has.
Though there are critics of Freud's ideas on humor, I personally think he was onto something. Basically, in his mind, society represses ideas and we tuck them away in our subconscious. Then, jokes allow all that gooey, forbidden goodness into our conscious minds and tickles our noodles. We laugh and feel happy because we really pulled one over on society.
While that theory may explain why racist jokes, perverted jokes, dead baby jokes, etc. are funny, it isn't a perfect theory. It doesn't really explain how in the world "Why did the chicken cross the road?" became so famous. Perhaps crossing roads for the sake of getting to the other side was taboo at some point.
It is also thought that the president may have been getting ready to send federal agents into the Christmas compound to arrest Santa Claus. The SCEP, also thought to be Santa Claus's Elfin Police, on a tip got Santa out in the nick of time. It is believed that Santa is safe in a rehabilitation clinic in the Cayman Islands. The elfs say the North Pole is it's separate country and if the US government wants to arrest Santa they should go through NATO or UN channels.
It is now known that Santa is getting help for his "cookie Problem" and his health is improving. What is not known is if Santa can come up with the funds to pay back his bailout package or if President Obama will forgive his debt. Something must happen quick in order for Santa to deliver the presents on time.
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This article was stolen from me.Veronica Carrillo is not the author of santa's cookie addiction she is a thief.
http://ezinearticles.com/?Santas-Cookie-Problem-Solved---There-Will-Be-Christmas-This-Year!&id=3455978
Jonathan F Cook is the author and should be the one to get credit not some hack who steals peoples ideas without giving them credit.