Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat.

Q: Why do blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.

Q. What do you call a basement full of blondes? A. A wine cellar.

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q. What's the blonde's cheer? A. " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A. To turn the blinker off.

Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries? A: She's got a checkbook.

Q: How does a blonde spell 'farm'? A: E-I-E-I-O.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Q. What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A. A blond electrician.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.

Q. What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A. A vacant possession.

Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say? A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?

Q. Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A. To avoid the draft.

Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: "Space. The final frontier......"

Q. Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens? A. They couldn't find their eraser.